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Why does my iphone constantly think I want to say ducking instead of fucking? Who uses the word ducking that much? Or at all really?

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Aug 21st at 11PM / via: psyducked / op: lawn-of-del-rey / reblog / 11,113 notes


smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

Aug 21st at 10PM / via: alifeinhyperbole / op: anglelica / reblog / 8,478 notes




jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

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Aug 21st at 10PM / via: letyourinhibitionsgo / op: teflonly / reblog / 202,075 notes

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Stalker (1979) - Andrei Tarkovsky
Through the Meat Grinder

Aug 21st at 9PM / via: withoutapresspass91 / op: modus-letalis / reblog / 219 notes



“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: camsfarts / op: hatewizard / reblog / 405,199 notes



What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 



if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the man and who gets to be the other man?

Aug 21st at 9PM / via: camsfarts / op: gymleaderkyle / reblog / 26,737 notes


the day u go out looking a mess is the day u see the hottest people by tia valentine

Aug 21st at 9PM / via: lucillebluthatheart / op: vinegod / reblog / 101,954 notes


are you crying

nah i yawned 


Aug 21st at 9PM / via: withoutapresspass91 / op: 50c / reblog / 80,374 notes

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I’m looking at you, Chuck Lorre.


Within its very nature, the laugh track is an oppressive, authoritarian, and anti-democratic institution.

At first I thought this post was the most pretentious thing I’d ever seen. But then I checked out your blog. And then I read your twitter. And then I read your resume. You are a bottomless pit of pretentious, pseudointellectual bullshit sir. Congratulations, you made the hipsters I went to school with at Emerson look normal and sane.