when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
Bitch, I’m fabulous
me on the last day of school
WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
There should be a gay version of Hooters called Otters
I would never leave.
Whachu know bout me
Vine by Wyn Wiley
black dude on the right is rly feeling himself blessI want friends who will do this with me. chill
Where’s the squad at
another dick move i’ve pulled as a dungeon master was when a party had to go looking for clues and i lead them on this complex goose chase and at the end of it there was an old mage who chuckled and said “i have a chest that contains what you seek” and they looked in it and there was a fish inside and after they did a knowledge check and found out it was a red herring
DEAL WITH MY HAIRY ASS I shaved it once and it was the most painful two weeks of my life I’m never doing that again
he just became like 50% carrot